‘Bloated’ ‘Puffy’ Keanu Reeves Fat Shamed Over Cannes Appearance
Stoner icon and perennial Dude Keanu Reevesshowed up in the south of France at the Cannes Film…
Dear Trekkies: It’s OK To Like J.J. Abrams’ ‘Star Trek’ Movie
First, let me point out that my Fan Theory about Star Trek Into Darknessvillain John Harrison’s…
Robert Kardashian’s Widow Sues For Right To Sell Her Dead Husband’s Diary
Sometimes it feels like the Kardashiansare a 21st Century problem, but if the term “White Bronco”…
‘Tan Mom’ Music Video Is The Fourth Horseman Of The Apocalypse
Following in the footsteps of sad, overreaching D-list celebs such as Octomom and all of the Real…
‘Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker’ Wanted For Murder; Heroes Aren’t Perfect
“Homefree” citizen of the world, ad hoc philosopher, and internet celebrity Kai the Hatchet…
Kim Kardashian To Take Newborn On Kanye’s World Tour, LOL
Kim Kardashianis now entering what baby books refer to as “the nesting stage,” as her pregnancy…
‘The Great Gatsby’ And The Great American Whiteness
I’m not really all that jazzed up about the Baz Luhrmann adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The…
The Venn Diagram of Divorce Guilt [Essay]
Guilt is the absolute worst thing you can carry. It’s like transporting four hungry hamsters in a…
Arizona Restauranteurs Have Awesome ALL CAPS Facebook Meltdown
It used to be - back in ye olden tymes – that when you opened a business, you followed a pretty…